Published in Moms Don’t Have Time to Write·May 4Reasons to Avoid Being a Crazy Sports ParentThis parenting gig is tough and sports, while beneficial to life in so many ways, can bring out the worst in us — We were new to field hockey, and by “we” I mean my daughter — who had just joined the JV team as a high school freshman — and my husband and I — who were doing the dropping off and picking up. We felt happy to do so since our…Sports5 min read
Jan 14A Visor with my Name on ItI’m a member of a middle-aged flash mob called Ajumma EXP — MmHmm — and it’s terrific. I mean, we are making some serious waves, people! Hundreds of thousands of Youtube views type of waves! Are you wondering what an Ajumma is? So did I! According to the Ajumma EXP…Ajumma4 min read
May 9, 2018Our Last Cereal Box Book Report — Lindsey Salatka, Author of Fish Heads and Duck SkinLast night my third daughter and I completed our family’s last cereal box book report. *Big sigh* I get a little sappy when my youngest child does something for the last time. The last time she used training wheels, the last car ride in a booster seat, even the last…Cereal Box Book Report4 min read
May 2, 2018A Visor with My Name on It — Lindsey Salatka, Author of Fish Heads and Duck SkinI’m a member of a middle-aged flash mob called Ajumma EXP — MmHmm — and it’s terrific. I mean, we are making some serious waves, people! Not to brag but we’ve had over 100K views on Youtube and Facebook . (You should probably follow us; we will not disappoint. …Middle Age5 min read
Aug 18, 2016Meet My Friends, Irrational FearsThere’s a reason you won’t see me jumping from a high pier into the deep, dark ocean, like my nine year old daughter did today. It’s because I have Active Irrational Fears, and they are large and always sit very close to me, breathing on my cheeks with dubious breath…Funny4 min read
Jul 20, 2016The Abominable Hate MonsterThe Abominable Hate Monster I don’t like to write about The Bad in life. I mean, I write about it because it helps me deal with it, but, like many writers I follow, I largely keep the dark stuff to myself. The news, the internet, the radio, it’s all full…Parenting4 min read
Apr 29, 2016Mother’s Day When Your Mom has PassedIt’s that time of year. Sigh. I have an idea brewing to address this time of year, and it goes a little something like this: I’m going to start a club for people like us, people who’ve lost their moms. We will have our annual meeting on Mother’s Day, in…Death6 min read
Apr 29, 2016Nine Hugs a DayNine Hugs a Day This just in–we humans apparently need nine hugs a day to survive at our optimal level of health and happiness. To clarify, when I say ‘This just in’, it doesn’t mean this information is breaking, or even trending, it just means someone mentioned it to me…Hugs4 min read
Apr 21, 2016Lice, UghLice, Ugh I’ve had lice as an adult three times, in three countries. I hate to brag but it’s the truth. Maybe I shouldn’t admit this so readily but I’m sharing with you now so that if you ever contract lice, you will know, I feel your pain. I’m well-acquainted…Lice7 min read
Mar 4, 2016This Will Never HappenHere is a conversation between three people as they leave my house. This conversation will never happen. “I have never in my life seen a home so clean. Every surface sparkles. Truly astonishing…” “It’s a whole new level of tidy. …Travel2 min read