Lindsey SalatkainMoms Don’t Have Time to WriteReasons to Avoid Being a Crazy Sports ParentThis parenting gig is tough, and sports, while beneficial to life in so many ways, can bring out the worst in usMay 4, 20221May 4, 20221
Lindsey SalatkaOur Last Cereal Box Book Report — Lindsey Salatka, Author of Fish Heads and Duck SkinLast night my third daughter and I completed our family’s last cereal box book report. *Big sigh* I get a little sappy when my youngest…May 9, 2018May 9, 2018
Lindsey SalatkaMeet My Friends, Irrational FearsThere’s a reason you won’t see me jumping from a high pier into the deep, dark ocean, like my nine year old daughter did today. It’s…Aug 18, 2016Aug 18, 2016
Lindsey SalatkaThe Abominable Hate MonsterI don’t like to write about The Bad in life. I mean, I write about it because it helps me deal with it, but, like many writers I follow, I…Jul 20, 2016Jul 20, 2016
Lindsey SalatkaMother’s Day When Your Mom has PassedIt’s that time of year. Sigh. I have an idea brewing to address this time of year, and it goes a little something like this:Apr 29, 2016Apr 29, 2016
Lindsey SalatkaNine Hugs a DayThis just in–we humans apparently need nine hugs a day to survive at our optimal level of health and happiness. To clarify, when I say…Apr 29, 2016Apr 29, 2016
Lindsey SalatkaLice, UghI’ve had lice as an adult three times, in three countries. I hate to brag but it’s the truth.Apr 21, 2016Apr 21, 2016
Lindsey SalatkaThis Will Never HappenHere is a conversation between three people as they leave my house. This conversation will never happen.Mar 4, 2016Mar 4, 2016
Lindsey SalatkaAnd Then She Blows a Gasket“Hand over ANYTHING THAT HAS A SCREEN!” I hollered at my kids the other night while blowing a gasket. They are used to me getting mad, but…Jan 22, 2016Jan 22, 2016
Lindsey SalatkaSome of us occasionally dream of returning to our wedding weight, or the weight we were when we…But before I choose my wedding weight as my goal, I must take a moment to examine it mathematically. Thing is, my math skills are a little…Jan 3, 2016Jan 3, 2016